Q: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?
Answer: They are both expensive, difficult to understand and what you get is not guaranteed.
Q: Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?
Answer: A whole life policy eventually matures
Q: Did you hear about the insurance executive that nearly died in a horseback riding accident?
Answer: He was saved when the manager of the Wal Mart finally came out and unplugged it.
Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, they'll just have a CSR do it.
Q: How many CSRs does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Seven; one to change the bulb, and six to stand around and complain how producers do it.
Q: How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: "How many did it take last year?"
Q: How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: That depends on whether the light bulb burned alone or with the whole house.
Q: Why is a CSRs like a mushroom?
Answer: Because they're kept in the dark, fed a lot of crap, and when they start to grow, they get canned.
Q: What do you get when you cross a monkey with a broker?
Answer: Nothing, there's some things even a monkey won't do.
Q: I asked a broker how many producers he had working for him?
Answer: He answered "about half of them".
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Jonathan S. Carroll, ASLI, CRIS
Bradley & Parker
320 S. Service Rd, Melville, NY 11747
O - (631) 981-7600
D - (631) 650-4034
C - (917) 376-0075
F - (631) 981-7681
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